As a child I used to think that mormons rode bikes because it was safer for those left behind when the rapture came. A bunch of un-manned cars swerving everywhere is a terribly frightening idea.

Apparently there are 4-D ultrasounds now. I can't see a real person in 4-D, why would I want to see a baby? Maybe IMAX should start franchising to Gynocologists. Parents-to-be can put on those stylish goggles and guess the sex of their baby on the big screen. It's a boy, and it seems as if it's 11 foot penis is flying at my face!