I have more enemies than Spider-Man, why? Well, I'd like to say it's because I voice my opinion, but that sounds like something you'd say on a Real World audition tape. It also sounds like a cop-out. The truth probably is that I can't really figure out what's appropriate to say and what's not. Apparently it isn't okay to say, "Oh! You only have one arm! What's that about?"
Also, it's not cool to say, "Why did you decide to dye your hair purple?."
Usually the response will be that it wasn't SUPPOSED to be purple.
Well, how do you make a new year's resolution to be less socially awkward? First of all it's really a hard habit to break, secondly it's March. It's really hard to make a new year's resolution in march.

So I resign to having enemies, and I will now clearly define who they are/ may be:

+The girl in my hall who never says 'hi' or smiles. Ok, I get it, you have really pretty hair and a well faked tan, but you are not above a simple 'hi'. It's really bitchy when you glare.
+The girl in my hall who microwaves fish. I suspect you are the girl with the pretty hair. Omega-3.
+The girl who microwaves something sweet smelling after the fish girl. It smells like maple-fish oatmeal.
+The waitress in that Olive Garden commercial that says 'Mondays are good!' No- they are not.
+People who use the phrase 'case of the mondays'
+People who are androgynous and it's their own fault. Being unfortunate looking is one thing. Trying to confuse me is another.
+Anyone in or excitedly talking about a 'Battle of the Bands'
+Girls who wear jeans and skirts/dresses at the same time. If it's too cold for a skirt wear jeans. If it's warm, wear a skirt. It's not hard to figure out, you know. Dressing yourself and all.
+Dan Marino
+Dane Cook

Just to stay upbeat, here's a list of people I DO like:

+falaffel
+The mirror in my room that makes me look skinny
+Remote controls
+Celebrity gossip websites
Oh god, wait, those are all things. Looks like I hate everyone.